Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together. 
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GI =gastrointestinal bleeding.

THE SMELL OF BLOOD IN THE AIR, BLOODY STOOLS, BLOOD BATH MESS... a vampire's dream! 
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When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us.  
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It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. 
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The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. 
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Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return. Just wait for it to grow in their heart. But, if it doesn't, be content that it grew in yours. 
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You should hope for enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy. 
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Don't be afraid that your life will end,
be afraid that it will never begin.
~anonymous~ 
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Happy LUCKIEST DAY of the YEAR y'all!! enjoy your special day & buy some lotto tix today...  
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